I have found THE GREATEST WEBSITE IN EXISTENCE! Look at the photo section, and if you think by now you're well adjusted....you so aren't. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just another story to catalog as evidence that my brother is in fact, lacks brain activity.

I went out yesterday and picked up some orange flavoured Gatorade at the supermarket because a) it was on sale b) it's the only flavour of Gatorade that I'll actually drink. Well, I was out doing a lot of walking today (part of my "Goodbye fatass!" plan) and since it was pretty hot out today, I wanted nothing more than to trudge upstairs and pour myself a glass. It always DOES taste more like the indicated flavour when you need it the most, and I needed it...believe me. I pulled open the fridge, armed with a glass full of ice and see that it's not anywhere on the top shelf. I think to myself 'it's okay, someone probably moved it to make more room!' Upon glancing at the last two shelves it's nowhere to be seen.

Cue my brother, coming back upstairs from the laundry room - bottle of orange Gatorade in hand, now three fourths empty. He takes a giant swig and finishes off the remains of the bottle - and even has enough nerve to say "Boy, that was GREAT!" as he notices his little sister's jaw drop onto the floor.

Shit immediately flies into the air and hits the fan. I scream and charge at 31 year old person who just happens to share DNA and knock him over the head repeatedly with the empty bottle. Brother falls into the nearest chair and starts to claim he had NO idea, he thought that he bought it for himself last week while he was out shopping.

Jenn walks off to the kitchen and comes back to present evidence:
Evidence #0001: BIG FAT NOTE WRITTEN ON CARDBOARD THAT SAYS "JENN'S GATORADE, DO NOT DRINK OR I WILL HARVEST YOUR ORGANS WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING" tossed on the counter next to the fridge.
Evidence #0002: Rubber band that I used to attach above note to bottle lying next to said note

You would think my subtle hint towards ownership could have clued him in.

Case in point: Men lack the function to care follow simple instructions if it will benefit themselves in some way.




Epilogue: Affectionate sister holds brother's cell phone hostage. Sister is now the proud owner of a 24 pack of orange flavored Gatorade and a half off coupon to Vons for my next purchase of same product.

I was standing in Starbucks this afternoon, and I witnessed something that just made me want to scream. Why is it that most women will dumb themselves down when flirting with a male? Do men actually find that attractive to have a little squealy "Omg I don't know" "Ahahahah I knew that *giggle*" type of woman attracted to them? I want to take women like that and kick them in their faces. I see this all too often around Long Beach and it annoys the *uck out of me. Value your intelligence - don't make yourself look like an idiot just to attract a male. Ugh

Now that I'm on spring break I'm going to make it a point to try and check this flist way more often than I've been doing. I've just been overwhelmed with classes and haven't been spending too much time online. I hang out a lot at dr_funbags, which is my private journal and much smaller than this one, so by all means if you want to delete this journal and add me there, please do so.

Also, until I get dsl back, I've been using a different AOL/AIM screename (and unfortunately AOL itself). For the time being instead of whtladyofrohan21, I'm using allisoncameronmd (shut up, lol) - so feel free to add that if you've been wondering why I'm never on AIM anymore. ♥

There is nothing more funny than sticking 30 copies of Brokeback Mountain and 10 boxes of condoms into a self proclaimed "manly man's" shopping cart while they're not looking. Execept maybe when this man doesn't realize I did it until we get to the checkout - and the cashier asks if he really wants all those copies.

Ryan, I know you read this - please forgive me, I know not what I do! I promise I'll never do anything like that to embarrass you again *cough*

Now that I've got your attention...

I'm stuck in the library computer lab and I'm bored out of my mind. They're kicking me out in two minutes for the next group that needs the computers and from then I'll be left to *gasp* study quietly on my OWN!

I'm going crazy. WHO WANTS TO TEXT ME? Seriously, spam me with random text messages, I'm BOOOOORED!!! I might even reply back to you!

(562)607-4721








It smells like a decaying body in this computer lab...ewww /random thought

Ok - this is starting to bug me. Is it just me, or is gmail suddenly getting swarmed with hundreds of those "You have won so and so million", "You are heir to blah blah fortune" spam mails? I don't even USE this gmail account for anything other than livejournal and personal contacts, yet I'm getting at least 20+ of them in my email every day.

Anyway - yeah, I'm still alive...just insanely busy with school. I might reappear into the land of the living once spring break comes in two weeks. What's new with YOU??

My mother is in the kitchen, listening to folk music and burning incense. There's only one thing she could possibly be doing and it's NOT the dishes, haha.



Okay, so it IS just the dishes. But she had me wondering for a moment.








The boredom kills us, it does *nods* It's Saturday afternoon and I haven't a bloody thing to do

I'm DONE! *dances*

Thank you to those who left me some feedback on my last entry, you know who you are ♥ I enjoyed reading it and found it most helpful when it came to writing my debate on the existence of God. Next time I'm not going to procrastinate so much. I'm just thankful that it's bloody OVER WITH!

SO, now that I'm FREE - what's up with YOU? Fill me in fandom-wise and on everything that I've missed. NOW!

Ahem. Thanks again!

So I'm one question away from finishing my midterm. All that is left is for myself to create a script that features an atheist vs a christian arguing about the existence of God. It's due my midnight (shut up, I know I procrastinate).

I know a lot of you on my flist are believers and some of you aren't. I'd like to get your own input on the existence of God either way that I can use as reference for writing this last question. I don't usually speak out about my own religious views, but I'm open to hearing BOTH sides...always.

Comments are screened to avoid any trouble that should arise over this topic. Seriously though, I'd really appreciate the help!!







Aurgh. I missed Flogging Molly's tour. They're off to Australia next and more than likely won't be back till after summer is over. *waves fist in menacing manner*

Okay, well I'm just THINKING about it. I just spent an hour putting together a new flexible squares layout, and go to input the html - ERRORS! WTF? laerwen, I used the code you sent me, but it doesn't seem to be working and I did nothing other than replace the links like you said.

*takes calming breaths* I thought this was suppose to be easier than opal???

Nevermind - I managed to get it done and rather like the way it looks, even if I still need to mess a bit with the colors. I can't wait till I get photoshop back, and I can make a REAL layout and stop having to browse graphics communities and so forth for other people who make things.

Question: How the HELL DOES ONE GET A D+ ON A TEST WHEN IT'S OPEN NOTES????
Answer: When the teacher is a fucking idiot.


So I'm sitting in history this morning, pretty annoyed that I almost missed my bus. Everything is fine and dandy the entire class, I took detailed notes and payed attention - no problems. Then he hands back last week's test and I see a big fat D+ marked at the top of my scantron. I studied a LOT for this test - WHAT GIVES?? I have detailed notes and test reviews I write at the end of every chapter to avoid something like this happening. I knew all the answers!!!

Get this.

I ask to see a copy of the test and spend a couple minutes looking over it. Each question has four possible answers - I scan them and realize on every question, there are TWO possible right answers. Apparently we're suppose to pick the one that's worded the way HE likes it. Which of course, makes no f'ing amount of sense because everytime he reviews during a lecture, he words it differently. This is some messed up bullshit right here. And being the uber-serious "hi im a Dr. of History so I'm going to be Mr. Mean and glare at you while I drink my latte and act like I'm above you in every way possible" type - it's all final once the test has been graded...even if he knows he's being an unfair prick.

The rest of the day went well though...figures. I was throughly amused at the complete corny nature of the piece we're playing in my beginning instruments class "Concerto Extremely Grosso by Looswig Von Beethoven" - it's Beethoven with a bunch of country hoedown stuff mixed in...amusing, but also disturbing...makes me imagine hicks celebrating at one of my brother's nascar races. Biology was fine too - we're studying genetics, which is my best subject. I even got out early and caught the early bus home. I JUST WISH MY DAY HADN'T BE SOILED BY THAT STUPID HISTORY TEST...AUGH.

I've been in this mood to watch classic films all day and I've finally run through my collection and need more to watch. I'm going to run to Hollywood Video in about an hour and was wondering if anybody had any good suggestions for classic films?

Seriously, I love old movies and need some new stuff! Execept westerns...I really don't have any desire to watch those:

Poll #684874 Recommend a Good Movie!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 9

Give Me the Names of Classic Films I Should See:

In the past eight hours I've already plowed through Rear Window, Psycho, Unfaithfully Yours, Meet Me in St. Louis, Leave her to Heaven, Mildred Pierce, Top Hat, Royal Wedding, Penny Serenade, The Graduate and Some Like It Hot and Citizen Kane - so none of those plz.

I would just like to take a moment to say the following:

If you know someone who's a brainless twat, please do not hesitate with a kick to the face - do the country a favor, it will be well worth it in the end.


That is all

Someone on my American History class forum just sent me an instant message asking me the outcome of the American Revolution, because she really didn't know and the second exam is tomorrow.

She was serious.

I didn't know whether to type "WTFIDIOT??" or "What does it look like, are we still under control of Britain?"

How does one (she's American and 21 years old, no excuse for that type of ignorance) get by life without learning this stuff? Are people really graduating high school without the basic knowledge that I picked up in elementary school? It's almost as bad as the time I was asked how to spell "communicate" by someone in the computer lab.

It boggles the mind!



Ps: If my brother does not stop snoring in exactly two minutes I'm going to kick him in the face. I have a history exam and a biology quiz tomorrow, not to mention I have to spend most of the day learning a Burt Bacharach and Elvis Costello piece on flute for our band rehersal.

Things not to say when your mother walks in on you browsing the Planned Parenthood website:


"I'm pregnant...and I don't know which member of the band it belongs to"

"Wow, there's one over in Lakewood - that'll come in handy next time...errrr nevermind"

"Oh God, I can't wait that long for an appointment!!!"


Now that I've fully scared the hell out of her as a joke, I wonder how I'm suppose to break it to her that I'm just researching birth control? I wish there was a way to make a career out of tormenting people.

It's only in Los Angeles that you can tell your teacher that you were late to class because a huge tv production crew was blocking off the damn street.

I was SO pissed this morning when I got to the bus stop in freezing weather to find trucks littered everywhere and a huge crew setting up to film some stupid television show called "Landsfall" (well I don't know if that was the exact name, I think it was) in front of the north entrance to Wilson High School. I was talking to one of the production assistants for five minutes and then he tells me the street might be blocked for about 5-10 minutes while they unload some of the props/lights/cameras so he doesn't know if the bus will be able to pass by. The stupid bus was waiting there forever and finally got by - making me late. I took some video with my cellphone of the production crew to prove to my teacher I was telling the truth. Stupid Hollywood...

Class today was hilarious. It was a simple demonstration that took ten minutes and I spent the rest of the time running my own labs on my throat to find out why I've been sick the past week. I ran a rapid strep test and it came out negative - thus letting me find out that I was RIGHT about the tonsilitis. I spent last night learning exactly how to do this test and omg so funny that I did it right and saved myself a doctors visit. It was caused by a virus, not bacteria so I don't even need antibiotics, haha. I RULE...and am also a complete nerd for doing so.

I also had to copy myharpsdesire and make one of those "Quiz About Me" things - THAT YOU ALL MUST TAKE BECAUSE I SAID SO....DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, mwahaha

A week or so ago it was 95 degrees outside. This morning when I got up to go riding it was 32 DEGREES...and now it's getting so cold out again I can barely go downstairs to get the laundry - the low here is suppose to hit 40 degrees or possibly lower tonight.

WTF CALIFORNIA???


That is all

I hate Sundays, SO much. Taken, this Sunday isn't so bad because I have no class tomorrow...but still. I actually managed to catch up on all my homework and I've studied and I've got NOTHING to do. I was going to lug my bodhran and my tinwhistle down to the pub to play in the session like I normally do most Sundays...but music isn't enough of a boost to cure the laziness/bordem...plus I'm still sick (I've given up on the diagnosis of encephalitis and settled for tonsillitis..as I'm not dead so I figure it's not the prior). So I figured I'd fool around with my digital camera, since after wanting one for years...I sure don't get a chance to use it much, haha. So I turned one of those meme's into a photo meme, and I basically went around the apartment and took photos of all the meme questions. La la la, and you know what...I'm STILL bored (and lazy). Bored enough to go into my room and go watch the Spice Girls movie! SHUT UP

Oh yeah, and it's pretty photo heavy (and pointless) so dialup people beware:

( Watch as I spiral into the land of really bored people )