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14 July 2010 @ 09:52 pm
I'm just updating this thing so my old account doesn't get purged for being inactive.

In case you've been living under a HUGE ROCK for the past two years, you should have realized I've permanently moved journals to dr_funbags

That is all
Diagnosis: calmcalm
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22 April 2006 @ 08:51 pm
I have found THE GREATEST WEBSITE IN EXISTENCE! Look at the photo section, and if you think by now you're well adjusted....you so aren't. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Current Location: home
Diagnosis: rejuvenatedthrilled
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19 April 2006 @ 05:32 pm
Just another story to catalog as evidence that my brother is in fact, lacks brain activity.

I went out yesterday and picked up some orange flavoured Gatorade at the supermarket because a) it was on sale b) it's the only flavour of Gatorade that I'll actually drink. Well, I was out doing a lot of walking today (part of my "Goodbye fatass!" plan) and since it was pretty hot out today, I wanted nothing more than to trudge upstairs and pour myself a glass. It always DOES taste more like the indicated flavour when you need it the most, and I needed it...believe me. I pulled open the fridge, armed with a glass full of ice and see that it's not anywhere on the top shelf. I think to myself 'it's okay, someone probably moved it to make more room!' Upon glancing at the last two shelves it's nowhere to be seen.

Cue my brother, coming back upstairs from the laundry room - bottle of orange Gatorade in hand, now three fourths empty. He takes a giant swig and finishes off the remains of the bottle - and even has enough nerve to say "Boy, that was GREAT!" as he notices his little sister's jaw drop onto the floor.

Shit immediately flies into the air and hits the fan. I scream and charge at 31 year old person who just happens to share DNA and knock him over the head repeatedly with the empty bottle. Brother falls into the nearest chair and starts to claim he had NO idea, he thought that he bought it for himself last week while he was out shopping.

Jenn walks off to the kitchen and comes back to present evidence:
Evidence #0002: Rubber band that I used to attach above note to bottle lying next to said note

You would think my subtle hint towards ownership could have clued him in.

Case in point: Men lack the function to care follow simple instructions if it will benefit themselves in some way.

Epilogue: Affectionate sister holds brother's cell phone hostage. Sister is now the proud owner of a 24 pack of orange flavored Gatorade and a half off coupon to Vons for my next purchase of same product.
Current Location: home
Diagnosis: hothot
Listening To: Mxpx- Punk Rawk Show
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14 April 2006 @ 11:54 pm
I was standing in Starbucks this afternoon, and I witnessed something that just made me want to scream. Why is it that most women will dumb themselves down when flirting with a male? Do men actually find that attractive to have a little squealy "Omg I don't know" "Ahahahah I knew that *giggle*" type of woman attracted to them? I want to take women like that and kick them in their faces. I see this all too often around Long Beach and it annoys the *uck out of me. Value your intelligence - don't make yourself look like an idiot just to attract a male. Ugh

Now that I'm on spring break I'm going to make it a point to try and check this flist way more often than I've been doing. I've just been overwhelmed with classes and haven't been spending too much time online. I hang out a lot at dr_funbags, which is my private journal and much smaller than this one, so by all means if you want to delete this journal and add me there, please do so.

Also, until I get dsl back, I've been using a different AOL/AIM screename (and unfortunately AOL itself). For the time being instead of whtladyofrohan21, I'm using allisoncameronmd (shut up, lol) - so feel free to add that if you've been wondering why I'm never on AIM anymore. ♥
Current Location: home
Diagnosis: bitchybitchy
Listening To: Anti-Flag - You've Got to Die For The Government
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08 April 2006 @ 07:09 pm
There is nothing more funny than sticking 30 copies of Brokeback Mountain and 10 boxes of condoms into a self proclaimed "manly man's" shopping cart while they're not looking. Execept maybe when this man doesn't realize I did it until we get to the checkout - and the cashier asks if he really wants all those copies.

Ryan, I know you read this - please forgive me, I know not what I do! I promise I'll never do anything like that to embarrass you again *cough*
Current Location: home
Diagnosis: amusedamused
Listening To: Flogging Molly - Salty Dog
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05 April 2006 @ 10:07 am
Now that I've got your attention...

I'm stuck in the library computer lab and I'm bored out of my mind. They're kicking me out in two minutes for the next group that needs the computers and from then I'll be left to *gasp* study quietly on my OWN!

I'm going crazy. WHO WANTS TO TEXT ME? Seriously, spam me with random text messages, I'm BOOOOORED!!! I might even reply back to you!


It smells like a decaying body in this computer lab...ewww /random thought
Current Location: LBCC upstairs computer lab
Diagnosis: boredbored
Listening To: NONE! OMG BORED!
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03 April 2006 @ 02:56 pm
Ok - this is starting to bug me. Is it just me, or is gmail suddenly getting swarmed with hundreds of those "You have won so and so million", "You are heir to blah blah fortune" spam mails? I don't even USE this gmail account for anything other than livejournal and personal contacts, yet I'm getting at least 20+ of them in my email every day.

Anyway - yeah, I'm still alive...just insanely busy with school. I might reappear into the land of the living once spring break comes in two weeks. What's new with YOU??
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Current Location: Home
Diagnosis: sleepysleepy
Listening To: Anti-Flag - I'm Watched by the CIA
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25 March 2006 @ 12:30 pm
My mother is in the kitchen, listening to folk music and burning incense. There's only one thing she could possibly be doing and it's NOT the dishes, haha.

Okay, so it IS just the dishes. But she had me wondering for a moment.

The boredom kills us, it does *nods* It's Saturday afternoon and I haven't a bloody thing to do
Diagnosis: amusedamused
Listening To: David Hasselhoff - Current of Love
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23 March 2006 @ 08:55 pm
I'm DONE! *dances*

Thank you to those who left me some feedback on my last entry, you know who you are ♥ I enjoyed reading it and found it most helpful when it came to writing my debate on the existence of God. Next time I'm not going to procrastinate so much. I'm just thankful that it's bloody OVER WITH!

SO, now that I'm FREE - what's up with YOU? Fill me in fandom-wise and on everything that I've missed. NOW!

Ahem. Thanks again!
Diagnosis: relievedrelieved
Listening To: Johnny Cash - Walk the Line